[Verse 1]Please allow me to introduce myselfI'm a man of wealth and tasteI've been around for a long, long yearStole many a man's soul and faithAnd I was around when Jesus ChristHad his moment of doubt and painMade damn sure that PilateWashed his hands and sealed his fate[Chorus]Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my nameBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my game[Verse 2]I stuck around St. PetersburgWhen I saw it was a time for a changeI killed the Czar and his ministersAnastasia screamed in vainI rode a tank, held a general's rankWhen the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank[Chorus]Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeahBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, haha[Verse 3]I watched with glee as your kings and queensFought for ten decades for the Gods they madeI shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"When after all, it was you and meSo let me, please, introduce myselfI'm the man of the wealth and taste (Oh yeah)And I laid traps for troubadoursWho get killed before they reach Bombay[Chorus]Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeahBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, yeah[Guitar Solo 1][Chorus]Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeahBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah[Verse 4]Just as every cop's a criminalAnd all the sinners' saintsAs heads is tails just call me Lucifer'Cause I'm in need of some restraintSo if you meet me, have some courtesyHave some sympathy, and some tasteUse all your well-learned politicsOr I'll lay your soul to waste, oh[Chorus]Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeahBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah[Guitar Solo 2]Woo, whoOh yeah, get on downOh yeahOh yeah!Tell me, baby, what's my name, ohTell me, honey, guess my nameTell me, baby, what's my nameI tell you one time, you're to blameOoo, whoOoo, whoOoo, whoOoo, who, whoOoo, who, whoOoo, who, whoOoo, who, whoOh, yeahWhat's my nameTell me, baby, what's my nameTell me, sweetie, what's my nameOoo, who, whoOh, yeah
