Fruit Lyrics

If I were gay, I’d see the world a different way

If I were gay, you’d look at me another way



Politically, I think of it in every way

The church would like to see me burn and call me names



Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere

It’s in the way you shake your derriere

Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way

So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t

care



Remove the sheet and suck the heat, the song’s the same

And if you feel a little queer, don’t refrain



And lesbians, they are my friends, they are my friends

If I were lesbian, I’d want my girlfriend’s friends



Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere

It’s in the way you shake your derriere

Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way

So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t

care



If I were gay [x3] I’d see the world another way



If I were gay [x3] you’d look at me another way



Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere

It’s in the way you shake your derriere

Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way

So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t

Fruit, fruity everywhere

It’s in the way you shake your derriere

Oh, fruit, fruit, fruity all the way

Take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t

care