[Pledge of Allegiance]
Shorty's not the white type
She goes with the wind blow
Fuck the world literal
Political nympho
Sex symbol of hope for flirtatious souls
She keeps her legs close for those south of the border
Sort of a tease
Never go the whole way
Except for her vacays to Guantanamo Bay
UK put her on the scene at 13
Iron away's known as the American Dream
Roll with the Taliban for Afghan poppies
Sold coke with the Contras
Built banks with Nazis
Funks the Illuminati
So despite the flaws
Wasn't no shit's sticthed by Betsy Ross
Born day 4th of July
And by the 5th, she had the whole world caught up in
her lies
Her eyes dollar signs
Money talk, keeps her drippin'
Magul fixin' feenin' capitalism
CHORUS: Miss America.....Miss America...Miss America
Don't be fooled by the pagentry
It's all cosmetic
Her ethics are deceptive
Sylicone, synthetic
Far from sympathetic
Lest her interests' invested
As she shops at stock markets
In debt with bad credit
Self-sedonists bring the worst in Mother Earth
Toxic relationship, she puts her needs first
Acts all holier-than-thou
but makes sure she separates the state from the church
Post-racial, but I can't tell
The word Nigger rolls off her tongue so well
Dillusion full from the North to down South
It took 500 years to let black folk in the House
CHORUS: Miss America.....Miss America...Miss America
Said there's no just war
There's just war
Guns bust more for the blood-lust tour
To get fucked more
Foul to the corpse
She did the 9th Ward floor
She loves getting face at the top of Mt. Rushmore
Miss America was burning before Lybia
Ghonnorea, syphillis, herpes, chlymida
Signature been all
So many broken promises
You think a new relationship would require doctored
documents
Turn politricks
Straight ripping and robbing
Bad break with her ex
Osama bin Laden
Been gettin it poppin'
Since she knew she could bank it
Givin' handjobs naked under smallpox blankets
Fake lips and tits
Still chasing the dragon
At the next party wasted
Open and teabaggin'
Braggin' like she's the only one with God
But around here she's the smartest broad
