I'll burn my fingers on my coffee pot
My toast is cold, my orange juice is hot
I could stop over, I'd really rather not
Same thing would happen again
'Cause that's the bag I'm inMissed my connection, I'm late for work again
Ain't seen the sunshine since I can't remember when
They'll drop the atom bomb the day my ship comes in
You know I just can't win
'Cause that's the bag I'm in
The other day I was walking down the street
Whistlin' the blues to the tappin' of my feet
Some woman came out and called a cop on me
It happens every time
'Cause that's the bag I'm inMissed my connection, I'm straight for work again
Ain't seen the sunshine since I can't remember when
They'll drop the atom bomb the day my ship comes in
You know I just can't win
'Cause that's the bag I'm in
I'll burn my fingers on my coffee pot
My toast is cold, my orange juice is hot
I could stop over, I'd really rather not
You know I just can't win
