Botox Lyrics

Everyday I look in the mirror

Discover me a new set of lines

So I was kind of thinking of botox, baby

A modern way to turn back time



Maybe I could add to my order

Does it even work like that?

Ask the doctor if he could make me shorter

So you can get your manhood back



Babe, are you gonna be like that?

Oh, oh



I was kinda thinking Bahamas

We could rent a fancy car

You could send your mother a picture, baby

Show her just how happy we are



Maybe I could buy you a stripper

And tell you we will be alright

Don't think it's too crazy to kiss her, baby

You deserve a big boys night



Babe, could it really be like that?

Oh, oh



I was kinda thinking a daughter

But you don't have to be here much

As long as I've got cash for the sitter, baby

You don't have to give a fuck



Babe, is it gonna be like that?

Oh, oh...