Gay or Taken Lyrics

It becomes so hard to meet someone, as we keep getting older

I went on 5 dates last month and each guy just got lamer

Now don’t call me judgemental, I don’t usually complain,

Come on guys, just realise, some things go without saying.

Well, one wore socks with sandals, and the other still had braces,

One guy had a mullet, and one the cops were chasing

When I finally had a date with what seemed to be a real man

He rolled up to my place in a mini van.

Oh why are all the good men gay or taken, feels like I just can’t catch a

Break

I don’t need a millionaire and I don’t need Johnny Depp

Just a man who isn’t wanted by the state.

Do I just attract too many loners? or my standards just set way too high?

I guess what I am saying is I’ll gonna keep on praying ‘til I find a man

That isn’t gay or taken

I’m not knocking single guys who’ve really got the goods

I just haven’t found you and I sure wish that I would

Sick and tired of wasting time of guys like Billy Bob

Who willingly admit they think my brother’s hot

Why are all the good men gay or taken, feels like I just can’t catch a

Break

I don’t need a millionaire and I don’t need Johnny Depp

Just a man who isn’t wanted by the state.

Do just attract too many loners? or my standards set just way too high?

Guess what I am saying is I’m gonna Keep on praying ‘til I find a man that

Isn’t gay or taken

Guess what I am saying is I’m gonna Keep on praying ‘til I find a man that

Isn’t gay or taken