Music by Michael Cornelius
Words by Brian Brannon and Jon HaasYou're a prep and that's a fact
Originality you've always lacked
I can see right through your actYou're a preppy, a preppy
By any other name, you'd still be the sameTopsiders, alligators, Calvin Klein jeans
Argyle socks, you look real keen
That's not your life man, it's Pierre Cardin'sYou're a preppy, preppy
Think you're real hot, being who you're notOf all the preppies I've been shown
I've seen something you've always known
Underneath the alligators is fucking clone
You're a preppy, preppy
You're so fucking lame, you all look the same
