Ask me how do I feel,
Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Well sir, all I can say isIf I were a bell I'd be ringingFrom the moment we kissed goodnight,
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were a lamp I'd light,
Or if I were a banner I'd waveAsk me how do I feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch,
I'd start popping my spring
Oh, and if I were a bell
I'd go Ding dong ding dong dingAsk me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I'd be burningYes, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way you looked
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cookedAsk me how do I feel
Now that we're fondly caressing,
And if I were a salad,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Ask me how to describe this whole
beautiful thing,
Yes, and if I were a bell,
I'd go Ding dong ding dong ding
Say, if I were a bell,
If I were a bell
I'd go Ding dong ding dong ding
