"okay"I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' hereYour voice sounds so wonderfulBut yer face don't look too clearBar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew"alright let's here it"Why (don't we get drunk and screw)"you're on the record!"Chorus:Why don't we get drunk and screwI just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and youThey say you are a snuff queenHoney I don't think that's trueSo, why don't we get drunk and screw."i can't wait for 'em to put that label on my live album. you're sounding absolutely wonderful out there, but we have invited the all girls choir from lima, ohio down here and we can't hereToo well now. we'd like all of you gentlemen out in the audience to just sorta take a break, sit back and let's let these beautiful women of the nineties tell us how they feel about it. ladiesOu ready? on the count of four. one, two, three, four."Chorus:Why (don't we get drunk and screw)"whoo yeah!"I just bought a waterbed it's filled up with elmer's glue."They say you are a snuff queenLet's see what all you macho men can doWhy (don't we get drunk and screw)"oh yeah."Why don't we get drunk and screw"i think we better work this out amongst ourselves."Why don't we get drunk and screw, oooh yeah
