Stop everythingI think I hear the PresidentThe Pied Piper of the TV screenIs gonna make it simpleAnd he's got it all mapped outAnd illustrated with cartoonsToo hard for clever folks to understandThey're more used to words like:Ideology . . .They're not talkin' 'bout right and leftThey're talkin' 'boutRight and wrong - do you know the differenceRight and wrong - do you know the difference'Tween the right and the left and the east and the westWhat you know and the things that you'll never seeSo what ya thinkYou like the Yankees or the Mets this yearAnd what about this latest war of wordsAnd what about the CommiesI saw the news last nightAll illustrated with cartoonsSo when they come with that opinion pollThey better not use words likeIdeology . . .Or try to tell me 'bout the issuesIdeology . . .Whose side are you onWe're talkin' 'boutRight and wrong - do you know the differenceRight and wrong - do you know the difference'Tween the right and the left and the east and the westWhat you know and the things that you'll never seeWhere are we?Right and wrong - do you know the differenceRight and wrong - do you know the difference'Tween the right and the left and the east and the westWhat you know and the things that you'll never see
