Forty Lyrics

Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty

I can’t say that I’m thrilled

I never dated Winona Ryder

And I probably never will

Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty

Oh but I’m better off than sum

Well I might be Fuckin Forty

But you’re Fuckin Forty One



Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty

Well getting older really sucks

I went to see The Spy Who Shagged Me

He said “one senior that’ll be four bucks”

I guess I’m Fuckin Forty

But I’m better off than you

Well I might be Fuckin Forty

But you’re Fuckin Forty Two



Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty

Well I’m a petered out Peter Pan

Well sometimes I feel foolish

I make my living singing in this band

I guess I’m Fuckin Forty

Well that’s what my Momma said

But Bruce Springsteen’s Fuckin 53

And the Stones are almost dead.





Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty

I can’t say that I’m thrilled

I never dated Winona Ryder

And I’m guessing I never will

I guess I’m Fuckin Forty

Oh now poor poor pitiful me

Well I might be Fuckin Forty

Hell I’m lying I’m Forty Three