Oh yeah, here we go manThis little lady down in Texas, tight tank top and a tanRockin' three religion bridges, drinkin' beer in a canShe was too hot to two-step, I was too dumb just to leave her aloneBut I made up my mind and I felt a fever comin' onKinda gettin' hotterYeah, my knuckles turned white, my neck turned redMy one good eye rode straight back in my headMakes a Texas tornado seem like a cool breezeI can feel it comin' over me mad cowboy disease, oh yeahWell, I was one line away from scoring a winBut I was two shots shy of three sheets to the windMust've drank a hundred dollarsSittin' there just tryin' to work up the nerveWell one more here for my jitters then I'll stagger reaching over to herI really couldn't walk that goodOh, excuse me there kinda drippin' all over myselfOh, Lordy, oh boy, here we go againTalking like Mel Tillis I said what's your nameShe said you ain't no player boy and I ain't no good for the gameYou're kind of cute but when you're feelin' better give me a callAnd with her black eye liner she wrote her number on my tremblin' palmYeah, my knees started shakin', I was breakin' out a sweatTryin' to memorize her number 'cause my hand was gettin' wetI was showing the symptoms looking for a remedyI can feel it coming over me, mad cowboy diseaseOh, I got the mad cowboy disease, little hoof in the mouthMakes your tongue hand out all the way to the floorDown on my hands and knees, beggin' like a hungry dogWhat do you mean get off my knees?I kinda like it down here, does anybody got a leash?I'm startin' to get a little rabid, you know what I mean?
