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Headbutts - John Otway Lyrics


Went downtown for a cup of tea
And I saw two skinheads looking at me
I gave 'em headbutts (x4)

Walking on the beach in a force-ten gale
And I saw three hippies saving a whale

(Oh, I hate bleedin' hippies! So...)

I gave 'em headbutts

(Now they've gone back to India to get their heads together!)

I gave 'em headbutts (x4)



Went to see me mum, she was drinking gin

But it's me old man's gin, so I kicked her in

I gave her headbutts (x4)



Lots of people in a line

Waitin' for a number nine

Well, not me, I don't

I walk right up to the front

"Excuse me, are you jumping the queue?"

"No, I'm...butting in!"



Went to the doctor's for a pill

"Why was that, feeling ill?"

No, I got an headache!

I got an headache!

Too many headbutts

Too many headbutts



Went to see a band called Shakin' Spear

I gave the singer the old King leer

"Where hast thou been?" he spat

I went "Oi mate - stitch that!"

I gave him headbutts (x4)



Got involved in a head-on collision

With a tanker driver that wondered what hit him

I went through my windscreen...

Through his windscreen...

(There might have been another one in between/

He had double glazing....)

(And what did I give him?)

I gave him a headbutt!

I gave him headbutts (x4)



Met this feller really into sport

Fifth-hand karate, you know the sort

"Cor, d'you give him headbutts?"

"Yeah - just like that!"

I gave him headbutts (x4)



I give it...

Head - Butts!!!

Headbutts lyrics !!!