[Skit: Joyner Lucas, Homie X & Old man]Do you remember when we fell in love?We were nice and innocent thenOh my fucking...Oh my God, shut up!C'mon nigga, sing with me man!Do you remember?No! Shut up, nigga! Jesus Christ!Are you serious? Are you serious?!Because the last time I checked, you just told me you fucked my bitch!You expect me to be happy with you right now?!Nigga, I should be mad at you, niggaIf anything, I haven't seen one stench of pussy since we got to this planet niggaGet the fuck outta here, manWhat? What happened to the brochure, nigga?I mean...I ain't seen shit! So shut the fuck up and sing this motherfuckin' song!I felt... I'm not singing this shitDo you remember when we-Shut up! Shh! Shut up! What's that?*dog barking*Oh shit!Who's there?Fuck!What do we do?Who is that?I dunno, what the fuck do we do?Shut up, I got this! I've been watching moviesYou sure?Trust me!Oh shitWhat's up man? Ayy, how you doing sir?How you doing, sir?*gunshot*Oh damn! Hey, you almost shot us!What you motherfuckers doing in my backyard?Sir, just put the gun down, manWe didn't know it was your backyard, manGive me one reason why I shouldn't blow yo motherfucking head offAight look, I know it's gonna sound crazyShut up! Don't say it!Leave my lawn!But we're not humanAww shit! You fucked us up!What?! Not human?No! No! No!*gunshot*Aight, sir, sir, sir!I don't wanna hear that shitWe homeless, we have nowhere to go, I don't even know why we herePlease sir!Shut up!We just happened to be in your yardPlease, cut us some slack!Hmm... Shut up!Man, you two motherfuckas are in the wrong placeAt the wrong goddamn timeI knowAt the wrong hour, wearing the wrong shit!It's his fault, please!You know what? I ain't gon' kill yaYou're not?You two youngsters sit down and have a seatSit yo ass down!Thank you, thank you sirDon't give me that "thank you" shit, sit yo ass down!NowI'm guessing y'all ain't never heard the story of Ross Capicchioni, huh?Ross Cappachini?Cappuccino?Nigga I said Ross Capicchioni!Aight, Capicchioni!Well, it all happened on one Sunday afternoon...
