Well, I don't know why I came here tonightI got the feeling that something ain't rightI'm so scared in case I fall off my chairAnd I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairsClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am, stuck in the middle with youYes, I'm stuck in the middle with youAnd I'm wondering what it is I should doIt's so hard to keep this smile from my faceLosing control, yeah, I'm all over the placeClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am, stuck in the middle with youWell, you started out with nothingAnd you're proud that you're a self-made manAnd your friends, they all come crawlin'Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"Trying to make some sense of it allBut I can see, it makes no sense at allIs it cool to go to sleep on the floor?'Cause I don't think that I can take anymoreClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am, stuck in the middle with youWell, you started out with nothingAnd you're proud that you're a self-made manAnd your friends, they all come crawlin'Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"Well, I don't know why I came here tonightI got the feeling that something ain't rightI'm so scared in case I fall off my chairAnd I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairsClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am, stuck in the middle with youYes, I'm stuck in the middle with youStuck in the middle with youHere I am stuck in the middle with you