[Verse 1]The seasons are changingBut my world always stays the sameChildren laugh behind my backThey're younger every timeAll my friends are having kidsBut nobody's sure whyI guess they'll procreate until they die[Chorus]Everyone is boringEverything is lameEverybody thinks they're not the sameSo why don't we get boring?Let's get old and lameLet's get a house and kids and change your name[Verse 2]I'm torn on the insideA little ashamed to sayThe house out in the suburbs calls my nameI'm not insane but maybe I should beIt would explain some thingsI Web-MD'd myself, but somehow nothing's ever wrong[Chorus]Everyone is boringEverything is lameEverybody thinks they're not the sameSo why don't we get boring?Let's get old and lameLet's get a house and kids and change your name[Bridge]Now, it's really bringing me downThat the house with the picket fence is calling outOh, I'd rather rot in hellThan watch you become someone lame with someone elseThat'd really bring me downThat'd really bring me down[Chorus]Let's get old and boringLet's both become lameGet a house and kids and change your name'Cause I don't think you're boringI don't think you're lameLet's get a house in summer up in Maine[Outro]Let's get old and boringLet's both become lameWe could be so boringLet's get a house and kids and change your name