[Verse 1]Do you really wanna give him the microphone?You know that he'll keep talking long after everyone's gone homeWe'll have to pay to keep the lights onAnd that bill will arrive just when all our savings have goneCan I say something? Can I give advice?Just hit the main switch so we can sleep well tonight[Verse 2]My social standing got me six rows from the frontAnd my dinner companion was a little drunkSays he buys the paper but he reads between the lines"I can show you how I do it, why don't you come back to mine?"Oh, please say something, I'm dying for your adviceI can tell you won't sleep well if you don't teach me how to do it right[Outro]Call me a ride, I can't walk homeCan't stand the pain from these shoes I've now outgrown
