The Trailer Song Lyrics

You say that you're watching the birds out the window

Well I got a bird you can watch

You ain't gotta act like you're borrowin' eggs

Just to see if my dishes are washed

An' what's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon

And I've traded my iced tea for scotch

Keep your two cents on your side of the fence

Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors

Nothing to see here

Go back to your trailer

You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hair

Or whose underwear's on the line

It ain't mine

I ain't gonna ask who's been mowing your grass, so

You ain't gotta ask who mows mine

Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes

Get your nose out of your mini-blinds

Keep your two cents on your side of the fence

Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors

Ain't nothing to see here

Go back to your trailer... all right!

Don't ask me if I go to church

I won't ask if your husband is still out of work

Try and claim high soci-i-ety

We get our mail on the same side of the street

So keep your two cents on your side of the fence

Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors

Nothing to see here

Go back to your trailer

You nosy bitch

There ain't nothing to see-ee here

Go back to your trai-i-ailer!