[Verse 1]Holding down a job too longAin't never been my forteSoon as I'm hired I end up firedFor showing up too lateI ain't too good at hammer swingingOr slapping on that paneBut I'm highly skilled and qualifiedFor doing just one thing[Chorus]Yeah, if I could make a living drinkingI'd be rolling in the doughChug my way up the corporate ladderI'd be the boss in no time at allI'd be richer than Oprah WinfreyIf I had a nickel for every beerYeah, if I could make a living drinkingI'd be employee of the year[Verse 2]I'd never call in sickWouldn't mind all this working overtimeI'd be too busy boozing to every join a unionI'd never run up a picket lineI'd work through my lunch hourWouldn't never retireNever touch my 401KIf you do what you love and you love what you doYou'll never work a single day[Chorus]x2Yeah, if I could make a living drinkingI'd be rolling in the doughChug my way up the corporate ladderI'd be the boss in no time at allI'd be richer than Oprah WinfreyIf I had a nickel for every beerYeah, if I could make a living drinkingI'd be employee of the year[Chorus 2]Oh, if I could make a living drinkingI'd be employee of the yearYeah, I'd have more money than ol' Bill GatesI'd be richer than Hugh HefnerYeah, I'd have more women than ol' Tiger WoodsWell, maybe not that many, he's got a lot of womenYou know that I mean, show me the money
