[Intro: Krizz Kaliko]I'm drunk as ever babyWhere the HennesseyScoob! Salue!Twiztid! Salue!Kali![Hook]I’m filling up my Dixie cupThrowin’ up and I’m liquored upStumbling and I’m spilling stuffLike hell yeah (Hell yeah!)Double fistin’ my Dixie cupTwisted and I’m liquored upToasted and I lift it upLike hell yeah (Hell yeah!)[Verse 1: Krizz Kaliko]Put your cups up and I’m drinkin’, tryna get fucked upThey buyin’ it for me, I lugged up and looking for ScoobThey showin’ cleavage so free drinks they can get the receivingBut I ain’t buying cause you ain’t leavin’ with meWhat I’m gonna do?I’m off in the dark and now I’m clear, I don’t drink any beerI try to cut ‘em off they keep handin’ ‘em hereNow I’m too drunk to steerGet drunk like we’re supposed toPop off the top of the oranges drink some mimosasBut when I get closer she tell me she goes to shows, now listen closelySalue! Drink until my face is black and blueTippin’ the waitress so she gon keep on goin’ by youI’m off that KC tea, Caribou is super dewI tryna get drunk as a skunk so any liquor will do, Kali[Hook][Verse 2: Big Scoob]ScoobDrunk as fuck right now, I ain’t lyin’ niggaBeen sippin’ all night, I’m prime niggaDrunk and stupid, ‘bout to lose it, did I say I’m stupid?Old job, me and Brook how we keep it movin’Look at daddy, brought my body, colours rossipattiMr. Potti when I’m pissin’, help me somebodyAlmighty if you listenin’, help me please GodI’m outside, 'bout to drive, can you steer the car?Lift the door head spinnin’, I ain’t getting farPedal to the metal, rebel so I’m pushin’ hardPistol cop, tryna make it back to the blockRunning red, tires spin, must evade the cops[Hook][Verse 3: Monoxide of Twiztid]I guess tonight’s the night that we blame it all on the Dixie cupIt’s barely 6 o’clock and already I’m feelin’ super drunkAnd like my spirits her shirt keeps liftin’And if I had to sum her up with one wordBottles are poppin’ and everybody’s wonderin’ if we’re gonna stopAll I keep thinking is let me keep drinkin’ until I go puke in the parking lotBunch of them call the cops, now I gotta find another way to get my shotsI don’t remember which way I came so I’mma stay away from my drops[Verse 4: Madrox of Twiztid]Pull me up, I don’t know what you want with my Dixie cupJuvenile approved ‘til I’m drunk it’s toughCause I’m over at the bar tryna love a slutCause I like to cut and I put ‘em in the butt ‘til they bust a nutCause I’m crazy like that so don’t you knowSo I puked a little bit and blinked my eyeTryna see if I can that six beats homeCiroc and Grey goose, three olives and vodkaFriendly rum chowder bottle bottle bottom’s up and might lick a middle day meek solidJust my apologies for drinkin’ your dropSo put the bill on my tab, and throw the deuces since I’m arrived[Hook]
