[AMBER]
(spoken)
Tracy Turnblad, this is for you
(sung)
They came from way far out (Ah-oh)
In outer space
And with her help
They may destroy the human race
[AMBER & GUYS]
She's got cooties!
[GIRLS]
...Cooties
[AMBER]
They've found a place to nest
[GUYS]
She's got cooties
[GIRLS]
...Cooties
[AMBER]
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs
(spoken)
Eww, get 'em away from me
Get 'em away from me ... ewww!
*Girls squealing*
(sung)
In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell (Ah-oh)
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take the smell
[GUYS]
She's got cooties
[GIRLS]
...Cooties
[AMBER]
Nobody wants to sit by her
[GUYS]
She's got cooties
[GIRLS]
...Cooties
[AMBER]
She don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle
[ALL]
Dot, dot, dot
[AMBER]
Hurry, get your cootie shot!
(spoken)
Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!
[GUYS]
She's got cooties
[GIRLS]
...Cooties
[AMBER]
She's just as friendly as can be
[GUYS]
She's got cooties
[GIRLS]
...Cooties
[AMBER]
She shows them cootie hospitality
[GUYS]
She's got cooties
[GIRLS]
...Cooties
[AMBER]
She's like a living "Twilight zone"
[GUYS]
She's got cooties
[GIRLS]
...Cooties
[AMBER]
Quick, get Rod Serling on the phone!
[AMBER]
Black, white, red, green
[AMBER & ENSEMBLE]
Every color in between
[AMBER]
Dresses like a circus clown
[AMBER & ENSEMBLE]
Somebody oughta hose her down
[AMBER]
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!
(spoken)
And that's for you!
