Everybody's mambo crazyCha-cha happy but I'm lazyI don't dig that frantic turpsichordWhen I trip the light fantasticI don't wanna be gymnasticThat's not what a dancing floor is forWhat I got in mind is a big improvementWith a very minimum amount of movementLet the other couples push and shoveWhat I got in mind, I think you're gonna loveI've got a new fangled tangoAnd there's nothing to itYou just sort of stand thereAnd just sort of do itYou stand close togetherThere's no wasted motionA new fangled tangoAn old fashioned notionThe floor may be crowdedBut that doesn't matterIt's not necessary to moveDon't move, why move?It may be crowdedBut that's all the betterIt's just like romancin'While dancin', who's dancin'?Oh, you start off with one stepAnd cling to each otherAnd you know how one stepCan lead to anotherOh, there's nothing wrong withA waltz or fandangoBut oh, what can come fromA new fangled tango?You cling to your partnerAnd sway to the rhythmYou can't lose your partner'Cause you're right there with himYou don't have to worryAbout fast or slow stepsThe nice part about itIn this dance, you don't need stepsYou don't have to worryIf your dancing won't doIt's not what you do-doIt's more what you don't doYou don't need a waltzOr a fancy fandangoYou just need a manAnd a new fangled tangoForget the fandangoGive up the mamboDo the tango
