Lipitor tore up my tendon, that was no damn goodSo now I’m taking Crestor, ‘cause the doctor said I shouldI cut back on the Avodart, its every other nightLorazepam is for the occasions when I’m wound too tight.Sure Lexapro has cheered me up so much that I don’t cryOr get it up so I might give some Wellbutrin a try.Girl. I swore off Cialis, I’m no longer in the moodFour hours at attention, man that could kill a dude.They say Ambien’s OK, long as you don’t drive in your sleepIf you operate machinery pray the Lord your soul to keep.Be aware that Vesicare can cut down on the tripsYou make to tinkle in the night, plus subsequential drips.Ear drops, eye drops, nose drops ‘cause dried up’s the shape I’m inIt’s like I need an oil can I’m like that man of tinIce packs and heat packs for my aching knees and backAnd that little baby aspirin to ward off my heart attackI went down to Chinatown, the herbalist was thereI got some tea that tasted like a trucker’s underwearThose acupuncture needles, naw, they don’t hurt a bitIn point of fact those acupuncture needles don’t do shitI could buy a Thai massage to get a few good hugsInstead I head to the drugstore to cop my load of drugsWhen I was a little kid I never popped no pillsJust a bandaid and mercurochrome could cure most of my illsKlonopin’s a controlled substance so I bum ‘em from my wifeIf the side effects don’t kill me all my meds might save my lifeI quit drinkin’ smokin’ red meat dairy and caffeineI’m not quite high on life just slightly dead know what I meanI even asked the doctor “Doc how long can this go on?â€He said “Son you’re out to pasture, your next stop is Forest Lawnâ€You’ll need something stronger than your Advil and /aleveIf you want to eat and sleep and piss and crap and shtup and breatheIf you want to eat and sleep and piss and crap and shtup and breathe!
