The strangest story ever toldWas how I got to be this oldAt the close of WWII,My folks did the did that the young folks doIn '46 out I came, this world would never be the same!Chorus:I don't know why, I'm not sure howI wined up here to the here and the nowHe don't know why, he's not sure howHe made it here to the here and the now!In the 1950s I was just a kidDid all the kids stuff you people didI rode a bike, I threw a ball,...The 60s came I ... scary and the parents the...Chorus:I don't know why, I'm not sure howI wined up here to the here and the nowHe don't know why, he's not sure howHe made it here to the here and the now!In the 70s I made it big... you didI took a wife, we had some kidsScrewed that up and went on...In the 80s I started a brand new lifeHad another kid, I took another wifeChorus:I don't know why, I'm not sure howI wined up here to the here and the nowHe don't know why, he's not sure howHe made it here to the here and the now!In the 1990's there I went againMade me a few more female friendsThen. in love...Had another wife, another blessing event.In the 21st century I'm down that oldMy seats staring, my lungs are coldIt all makes sense the why and the howSoon I'll be out of here, the here and the nowIt all makes sense the why and the howSoon I'll be out of here, the here and the now
