I shudder to think
What it would mean
If the president wore pink
Or if a prostitute was queenWhat would happen then
How would the world change
If thick became thin
And the world was rearrangedIf the rains brought down the moon
And daylight was feared
And the sun rose too soon
And then just disappearedIf dogs became kings
And the Pope chewed gum
And hobos had wings
And God was a bum
If houses became trees
And flowers turned to stone
And there were no families
And people lived aloneIf buildings started laughing
And windows cried
And feet started clapping
And out came insideIf mountains fell in slivers
And the sky began to bleed
And blood filled up the rivers
And prisoners were freedIf the stars fell apart
And the ocean dried up
And the world was one big heart
And decided to stop
If children grew up happier
And they could run with the wolves
And they never felt trapped
Or hungry or unlovedIf cats walked on water
And birds had bank accounts
And we loved one another
In equal amounts
