[Verse 1]Friday night, about 1 AMOh, here we go againYou're wonderin’ what's newAnd you're wonderin’ what I'm doin'And I'm wonderin' why I even picked upWhen you gonna get it through your head?Give it up and put this to bedDon't wanna try againDon't wanna be friendsLet me say it so you understand[Chorus]If you were a truck, I'd let you rustIf you were a shoe, I’d step in mudIf you were a rose, I’d let you dieIf you were a clock, I'm killin’ timeIf you were a house, I'd burn it downIf you were a beer, I'd pour you outIf you were a mirror, I'd break the glassIf you were a fish, I’d throw you back[Verse 2]I don't wanna know how you beenOr hear about your mom and themI'm tryin' to paint a pictureBoy, you ain't a keeperI don't know why it don't make sense[Chorus]If you were a truck, I'd let you rustIf you were a shoe, I'd step in mudIf you were a rose, I'd let you dieIf you were a clock, I'm killin' timeIf you were a house, I'd burn it downIf you were a beer, I'd pour you outIf you were a mirror, I'd break the glassIf you were a fish, I'd throw you back[Bridge]To the river, to the lakeCut a line, leave you lyin' on the bankBoy, I could do this all dayAnd never run out of ways to sayIf you were lost, I'd hide the mapIf you were gas, I'd light the matchAnd, boy, if you were cashYou'd get some real payback[Chorus]If you were a truck, I'd let you rustIf you were a shoe, I'd step in mudIf you were a rose, I'd let you dieIf you were a clock, I'm killin' timeIf you were a house, I'd burn it downIf you were a beer, I'd pour you outIf you were a mirror, I'd break the glassIf you were a fish, I'd throw you back[Outro]I'd throw you backI'd throw you backThrow you back
