A devout and well respected manWoe betide you if you wander from God's planSquare shouldered, straight as a dieThe righteous truth, he'll never tell you no liesBut when that old sun goes downHe's heading off up the wrong side of townEyes sparkle in the red light glowTrouser pockets he's ready to goOooooooooooohCalm down, Mr. ApplesYou're gonna do yourself inTell us where you've beenHead of the table at the Rotary clubNever unsure of which shoulders he should rubScout leader, a pillar of the Church, Capital PunishmentHe wants to bring back the birch (of course, he does)'Cause when that old sun goes downHeading off under the wrong side of townEyes sparkle in the red light glowTrouser pockets he's ready to goOooooooooooohCalm down, Mr. ApplesYou're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself inOh tell us where you've beenAnd oooooooooooohCalm down, Mr. ApplesYou're gonna wear yourself outAnd what's it all aboutEyes sparkle in the red light glowTrouser pockets he's ready to goOooooooooooohCalm down, Mr. ApplesYou're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself inOh tell us where you've beenOooooooooooohCalm down, Mr. ApplesYou're gonna wear yourself outAnd what's it all aboutOooooooooooohWhat's it all aboutOooooooooooohWhat's it all aboutYou're gonna wear yourself outYou're gonna wear yourself out
