URFES Lyrics

There's a woman in the crowd

Who doesn't seem to like the show

Then again maybe she loves it

But hasn't let her face know

That's URFES

Unfortunate Resting Facial Expression Syndrome

That's URFES

You know it, you've seen the same, now it's got a name



Now I'm on an escalator

And arriving at the top

But there's a seven person pile up

When the guys in front stop

That's EESAPS

Escalator Ending Stop And Ponder Syndrome...



Now I'm sitting at the airport

And my flight's called through

People stampede like elephants

Just to stand in a queue

That's URTWILS

Unnecessary Racing To Wait In Line Syndrome



And there's TWALPIS

Texting Walking And Lamp Post Interface Syndrome

And there's SMELBOS

Sunday Morning Early Leaf Blower Orchestra Syndrome

And there's MURSAS

Making Up Ridiculous Sydrome Acronyms Syndrome

Like URFES

You know it, you've seen the same, now it's got a name