I put on my britches one leg at a time
I put on my ol britches just one leg at a time
I get up in the mornin' try to help that ol sunrise
I put on my britches one leg at a time
When ya fall down on the ground ya get dirty sometime
When ya fall down ya gonna get dirty some o' the time
Mister money machine gets meaner when ya hang arond the high dry cleaners
Ya better put on yo britches one leg at a time
Chorus
One leg at a time
One foot in front o' the other with a smile
Put on yo britches one leg at a time
Goin down the country road with a smile
Ya better put on yo britches one leg at a time
I had a sharp pocket knife and some ol' scrap iron
A big sharp pocket knife and a lil' scrap iron
Jack o' spades black or blue ya gotta play them cards what give to you
An' put on yo britches one leg at a time
Chorus
Them high-heel cuties make a fool outta you
Them high- heel cuties can make a fool outta you
When they follow you around they make yo socks roll up and down
Ya better put on yo britches one leg at a time
Chorus
Vamp
Put on them britches..
Just one leg at a time
