Walking in front of a carGetting hit by a shooting starGetting too drunk on beerBelieving everything that you hearThere's so many ways to dieSo many ways to dieA nuclear spill or a germ we can't killThere's so many ways to dieAsking for directions at nightA shark or a rattlesnake biteA bomb with a mushroom cloudChewing your gum too loudThere's so many ways to dieSo many ways to dieA volcano, how will we go?There's so many ways to dieNow listenScientists, preachers and the media tooSay the end is coming for me and youWe don't know when, it could happen todayBut every last person is going awayStabbed, beaten or shotThe Earth getting way too hotUnprotected sexDriving while you textThere's so many ways to dieSo many ways to dieWe gotta love while we canIn this frying pan'Cause there's so many ways dieI'll tell youSo many ways to dieYes, there areSo many ways to die
