T.U.S.A.

Masters of Reality - T.U.S.A. Lyrics

Now this is serious! If theres one thing in this country that really bothers meIs the inability of Yanks to make a good cup of teaInstructions are printed on the teabagBut either they can't readOr they think it's a gagPour boiling water over the teaHow simple and clear can the instructions be?They bring you a cup with a lemon sliceAnd an unopened tea bag beside it (How nice)And a pot of water and it may be hotBut boiling it isn't so tea you have notWhy CAN'T weGet our teaWe need teaTo set us freeIt's boiling water that brings out tea's flavorWith a dash of milk you've a real brew to savorThey drink luke brown water that looks like gnat peeAnd it's got nothing to do with a good cup of teaPour boiling water over the teaHow simple and clearCan the instructions be?Pour boiling water over the teaPour boiling water over the tea