Oh there's no such thing as a bridge to nowhere'Cause there're two sides two everythingAnd I am wrong most of the timeThere's a first time for everythingOh I have been to Ketchikan, AlaskaI was treated like a kingand I have been to New York Cityand I have felt like nothingIf you can walk on waterThen you can walk all over meRight nowI'm sinking fast into the oceanAnd maybe just a bridge is all I needOh I have almost never been fishingI'm scared of fishing hooksAnd I have never wrestled a bearI have seen some pictures in booksAnd they don't care in Ketchikan, AlaskaThey just like me like I amAnd they are building a bridge to nowhereNowhere's close to KetchikanIf you can walk on waterWell, you can walk all over meRight nowI'm sinking fast into the oceanAnd maybe just a bridge is all I need
