Secrets from the Future Lyrics

Get your most closely kept personal thought:

put it in the Word .doc with a password lock.

Stock it deep in the .rar with extraction precluded

by the ludicrous length and the strength of a reputedly

dictionary-attack-proof string of characters

(this, imperative to thwart all the disparagers

of privacy: the NSA and Homeland S).

You better PGP the .rar because so far they ain’t

impressed.

You better take the .pgp and print the hex of it out,

scan that into a TIFF. Then, if you seek redoubt

for your data, scramble up the order of the pixels

with a one-time pad that describes the fun time had by

the thick-soled-

boot-wearing stomper who danced to produce random

claptrap, all the intervals in between which, set in

tandem

with the stomps themselves, begat a seed of math

unguessable.

Ain’t no complaint about this cipher that’s

redressable!

Best of all, your secret: nothing extant could extract

it.

By 2025 a children’s Speak & Spell could crack it.



You can’t hide secrets from the future with math.

You can try, but I bet that in the future they laugh

at the half-assed schemes and algorithms amassed

to enforce cryptographs in the past.



And future people do not give a damn about your

shopping,

your Visa number SSL’d to Cherry-Popping

Hot Grampa Action websites that you visit,

nor password-protected partitions, no matter how

illicit.

And this, it would seem, is your saving grace:

the amazing haste of people to forget your name, your

face,

your litanous* list of indefensible indiscretions.

In fact, the only way that you could pray to make

impression

on the era ahead is if, instead of being notable,

you make the data describing you undecodable

for script kiddies sifting in that relic called the

internet

(seeking latches on treasure chests that they could

wreck in seconds but didn’t yet

get a chance to cue up for disassembly)

to discover and crack the cover like a crème brûlée.

They’ll glance you over, I guess, and then for a bare

moment

you’ll persist to exist; almost seems like you’re

there, don’t it?

But you’re not. You’re here. Your name will fade as

Front’s will,

‘less in the future they don’t know our cryptovariables

still.



You can’t hide secrets from the future with math.

You can try, but I bet that in the future they laugh

at the half-assed schemes and algorithms amassed

to enforce cryptographs in the past.



Now it’s an Enigma machine, a code yelled out at top

volume

through a tin can with a thin string, and that ain’t

all you

do to broadcast cleartext of your intentions.

Send an email to the government pledging your

abstention

from vote fraud this time (next time: can’t promise).

See you don’t get a visit from the department of

piranhas.

Be honest; you ain’t hacking those. It’d be too easy,

setting up the next president, pretending that you were

through freezing

when you’re nothing but warming up: ‘to do’ list in

your diary

(better keep for a long time — and the long time better

be tiring

to the distribution of electrical brains

that are guessing every unsalted hash that ever came).

They got alien technology to make the rainbow tables

with,

then in an afternoon of glancing at ‘em, secrets don’t

resist

the loving coax of the mathematical calculation,

heart of your mystery sent free-fall into palpitations.

Computron will rise up in the dawn, a free agent.

Nobody knows the future now; gonna find out — be

patient.