[Intro]Well, all I need[Chorus]Is a little Christian girlfriendLittle farm with chickens and horseesWe'll borrow seed from Cousin JimKnock her up, we'll have childrenJust me and my little Christian girlfriend[Verse 1]We'll drive to Vermont, and we’ll get marriedMa and Pa would be so proud of meWell, it don't matter which state we're inWe're still committing sinJust me and my little Christian girlfriendShe loves me (She loves me)And she wants to have my babiesGood lord willin', we'll have us two or threeLord bе, (Lord be) I never thought I'd bе so happyJust me and my little Christian girlfriend[Instrumental Bridge][Verse 2]When I was young, I prayed for forgiveness (Hallelujah)As I watched 'em pretty girls on TVTold my sister I liked Luke, but I was lookin' at Daisy DukeI'd dream of my little Christian girlfriend[Chorus]And all I needIs a little Christian girlfriendLittle farm with chickens and horseesWe'll borrow seed from Cousin JimKnock her up and we’ll have childrenJust me and my little Christian girlfriend[Outro]When she start ovulatingWell, I'll start the turkey bastingJust me and my Christian girlfriend
