Divorce Me C.O.D. Lyrics

>I just< bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it

at 4 p m

So you can call your secret love and break the news to

him

You thought your little romance >was on< the strict Q T

>So if< you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.





You can reach me down in Dallas at general delivery

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.



-MUSIC- (Steel Guitar)



There's gonna come a day gal >when you'll< be feeling

blue

You'll find you can't pay your bills with >a little ole'<

I.O.U.

This dynamite your messing with may be T.N.T.

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.







I ain't no college professor n'ain't got no P.H.D.

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.