Shitheel Lyrics

I see you got your last check - you're lookin' so

depressed

Couldn't handle washin' dishes - you'll be swimmin'

with the fishes

You got a girlfriend - she's an ugly lesbian

Afraid to cut your long hair - always thought you

wouldn't care

That you couldn't hold a job - your feeble sins will

never stop

Think of all the simple joys - of hangin' with the

younger boys

Drinkin' up the kool-aid - mama thinks you got it made

You're livin' in the upstairs - time to wash your

underwear



Monkey on the gag-reel - tell me how you really feel

Grindin' down your burger brain - standing in the pissy

rain

Awful salty pickle dick - you're too flat to call a

bitch

Drinkin' down the malto-meal - word is you're the

shitheel



You're 40 and you never feel - whether time will ever

heal

You're sloppy little stinky ass - never had an ounce of

class

Your skate was never any good - silly ridin' goofy foot

You're headed to the bar now - waitin' for your fat cow

Hopin' she will turn a trick - She'll never ever suck

your dick

Weak enough to toe the line - suburban little

frankenstein

Smokin' all the schwaggy weed - struggle just to bottom

feed

Smellin' like a cheesy wheel - got some poopy on your

heel



Monkey on the gag-reel - tell me how you really feel

Grindin' down your burger brain - standing in the pissy

rain

Awful salty pickle dick - you're too flat to call a

bitch

Drinkin' down the malto-meal - word is you're the

shitheel