Hey! Hey! She's gone away!Goodbye and good riddance to her, hooray! hooray! hooray!And I'm sitting in the officeGoofing on the job, justThrowing little darts at her photographHanging on the wallHey, what the hell is it?I always missI haven't hit it yetSo, what? And why am I upset?Perhaps I need to get... new... dartsOf courseIt's allI put them in the jarAnd now I think I'm feeling better than before!Oh boy! It's just a toyAnd I best begin to work or I'll be unemployed'Cause I'm sitting in the officeGoofing on the job, justThumbing up my nose at her photographHanging on the wallOh, I'm so sorryI didn't mean to do that sort of thingOh no! How can I make it up?Perhaps, if only this, a kissOkay? Relax. I'll kiss the photographAnd just to think I've almost ripped the thing in halfOh, gee, what's wrong with me?I best put the picture away before I blow my tree'Cause I'm sitting in the officeGoofing on the job, justShouting dirty words at her photographWhat? It isn't there...It never wasThere is no photographIt's just the windowOh no! Oh no! Oh no!
