I've got a boner for ChristmasMend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
I've got a boner for ChristmasCranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for ChristmasSingin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh
Go!Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, oooohHang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for ChristmasAll year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas
Singing joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh.
I've got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas
