[NARRATOR:]Dear Reader, this little book is designed to tell you everything you need to know about the science of getting aheadNow let us assume you're young, healthy, clear-eyed and eagerAnxious to quickly and easily rise to the top of the business worldYou can![FINCH:]I can![NARRATOR:]If you have education and intelligence and ability, so much the betterBut remember that thousands have reached the top without any of these qualitiesJust have courage and memorize these simple rules in the chapters that followIf you truly wish to be among the lucky golden few, you can![FINCH:]I can!How to apply for a jobHow to advance for the mail roomHow to sit down on a deskHow to dictate memorandumsHow to develop executive styleHow to commute in a three bottom suitWith that weary executive smileThis book is all what I needHow to, how to succeedThis book is all what I needHow to, how to succeed[NARRATOR:]How to choose the right companyBefore applying for a job, make sure you have chosen the right companyIt is essential that the company be a big oneIt should be at least big enough so that nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing[FINCH:]How to observe personnelHow to select whom to lunch withHow to avoid petty friendsHow to begin making contactsHow to walk into a conference roomWith an idea, brilliant business ideaThat will make your expense account zoomThis book is all what I needHow to, how to succeed
