Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang]
Okay Ninja Brian, have fun at soccer practice. I'll pick you up at eight
Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone!

[Arin Hanson] Oh God, I've been stabbed!
[Danny] Brian, no!
[Ross O'Donovan] Okay Brian, that's a yellow card for-- augh!
[Brian Wecht] Hey, you can't-- ah!
[Ross O'Donovan] Why does he have grenades?!

[Danny]
Wow, you stayed out there for twelve seconds!
That's a new record for you!
Looks like someone's finally learning about a little thing called sportsmanship
AUUGH!