Woke up with a bitch in my bed, we was lit up
Makeup all over my clothes, she fucked my fit up
Smacked her on the ass, like shawty you gotta get up
I gotta couple moves to make, can’t fuck my shit up
So I hopped in the shower, went & brushed my teeth
Took about a hour, bitch was still sleep
I’m like “nah you wildin, you always wanna play”
She said “nah, I wanted to give you head to start your day”
I’m like “ight, but I’m furious, you can do it, but after this I’m serious”
That shit fire, she deserved to get crowned
Even when I’m mad, I can’t turn that shit down
Then I dozed off, damn, where we was at?
Oh yeah, shorty wildin, where she at?
Checked the bathroom, it was empty, checked the front
Checked the kitchen & the bitch was making lunch
I’m like “nah you wildin, you always wanna play”
She said “nah I made stuffed chicken, wanna plate”?
“The same thing from Ruth’s Chris, I know you wanna taste”
“ I made a lobster Mac on the side, just in case
I’m like “ight, but I’m furious, imma eat the food, but after this I’m serious”
She like a chef, she deserved to get crowned
So even when I’m mad I cant, nah fuck that
Get your clothes, get your bag, bitch you movin kinda slow
I don’t care if you was Ruth Chris mom, you gotta go
Made you laugh a couple times, but I swear I’m not a joke
She said I’ll leave right now, I kindly gotta coach
She know how I get down, she known this since way back
She calling me a clown, I’m like “homie don’t play that”
If you don’t ever wanna come, bitch say that
Had to front on shorty, cause she think I’m too laid back
She said she leaving, “walk me to the car”
Look if you leave right now, bitch I’ll walk you to mars
She said whatever punk, but she forgot to bring this up
“Do you want this new PlayStation in my trunk”?
I’m like “ight, but I’m furious, imma play this shit, but after this I’m serious”
She said “what”?, I said “nah, stick around”
This shit cost bread, I can’t turn this bitch down
It’s crazy out here B
Yo this one’s for my real ones though, we know what’s up
I mean if you’ve been outside, you can say you’ve been outside, and you know what the fuck is goin on outside
Shit, unless y’all ain’t had no bitches or none of that shit
Unless yall one of those dusty niggas in the cut, hatin & all that