5th Grade Alchemy Lyrics

When I Was A Young Gnome

A Pair Of Cut Purses Cornered Me Behind The Inn

Oh, I'm Only A 5th Grader

Oh God, Horus Get Back

With Charisma Low, I Reached Into My Bag Of Holding

It Was Time, It Was My Turn

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A

Thought I Was Not Large, Even For A Gnome

I Was Confident I Could Ward Off The Attacker

Oh, He's Only A Dog



Oh God, Let Go Of Him

With My Dog Horus In The Clutches Of Murderous Friends

I Had To Act Quickly So I Began

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A, And A

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A