She´s got a big stomach
And she´s right there on my TV
She´s sweating and she´s groaning
It´s about to maek me queasy
She yells to boil water
Pull the sheets of the bed
Cosby says to grab your lip
And yank it over your head
(Chorus)
Labor ain´t no easy thing
Life is what your toil brings
Can´t give birth without some strain
Life is more than worth the pain
"Miss Scarlet! Miss Scarlet!
I don´t know nothin´ about birthin` no babies!"
I´ve got a big vision
I´m veggin´ watching TV
"It´s not by might or power...."
So I´m gonna take it easy
Don´t think I´m not busy
Ain´t no lazy jerk
I´m dreaming of the glory
While the Lord does all the work
(Chorus)
"Sweet Jesus! Sweet Jesus!
I don´t know anything about birthin´ no vision"
You gotta push (Push!)
You gotta shove (Shove!)
A stork ain´t gonna drop it in your lap from above
You gotta push (Push!)
You gotta shove (Shove!)
You gotta pray and work with lots of tears and love
If I don´t get busy
I´ve dreamt to no avail
I´m gonna have to pay the price
Of a woman in travail
(Chorus)
