at first i was afraid to eat a picha piekept thinking this is not a goodthis is a picha pieand i spent oh so many nightsjust eating my tortang talongand i grew strongbecause of my tortang talongbiglang may box, from outer spacenakita ko sabay kinuha ko'yung box from outer spacebinuksan ko at nasindakmay picha pie sobrang laki!tinikman ko within 5 seconds,naubos ko parang mani!ngayon ako, ay ganitokung 'di ka picha hut o shakey'syou're not welcome, ('tang) ina mo!ngayong sa akin picha pieayoko nang mahiwalaypara sa 'yo, handa kong magpakamatay'cuz now I love picha pieas long as i eat picha pie i know i'll be alivei want all my garlic beefpepperoni, double cheeseang picha pie... oh, picha pie... penge!you took all the cash I have, naubos ng lahatgusto ko pa ng picha piengunit ang pera'y di sapatand so I spent so many nightsjust feeling sorry for myselfit made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie?ngayon ako ay nagipit!hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisipmedyo mahal ang picha pieyou can't expect it to be freethat's why I'm saving all my moneypara mayroong pambili[look, it's not 'picha pie', it's 'pizza pie!](huh? picha pie!)[no no no, say it like this 'pi-zza pie!](pi-cha pie)[pi-](pi-)[zza!](cha!)[pizza!](picha!)[nononono, nonono]translations:tortang talong- eggplant omelettebiglang may box- there came a boxnakita ko sabay kinuha ko- i saw it and i got it'yung box- the boxbinuksan ko at nasindak- i opened it and i got scaredmay picha pie sobrang laki- there was a picha pie, so big!tinikman ko- i tasted/tried itnaubos ko parang mani - i finished it like it was 'mani!'ngayon ako, ay ganito- now i'm like thiskung 'di ka picha hut o shakey's- if you're not pizza hut or shakey's('tang) ina mo!- (bitch/prostitute) your mother is...!ngayong sa akin picha pie- now the picha pie if mineayoko nang mahiwalay- i don't want to share itpara sa 'yo, handa ko magpakamatay- for you, i'll prepare it when i dieang picha pie- the picha piepenge!- give me!naubos ng lahat- it's all gonegusto ko pa ng picha pie- i still want picha piengunit ang pera'y di sapat- but my money's not enoughwala na ba akong picha pie?- i don't have picha pie anymore?ngayon ako ay nagipit!- now i'm stressed out!hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip- i'm not a stupid person who doesn't thinkmedyo mahal ang picha pie- pizza pie's a little expensivepara mayroong pambili- so that i can buy it
