You can find me stiff! Like a samurai on a llama rideDown a water slide, getting sodomizedI'm a wallaby, I'm the king of a colonyBut the way I am whilin' outYou would think I just won the lottery{Chorus}Bling, gold chain, blingI am king of americaI've had this dream as a kid and I'm living itChange TopicsI would like that yellow bone girl in my officeWith a little miniature giraffe and some chocolatesWe can put a skyscraper where my garage isVator to the top, and give each other massagesI don't give a fuck about your opinionI'm in a tub fucking with a couple ticklish womenAnd I'm a gampo!(gampo) I've been so since the begginin'And if you're thinking different I'll get to kindnapping your childrenYeahWhy you staring at me, like I'm from neptuneDrinking with my pet loon, in your dad's guest roomEvery where I go, I get looksLike you motherfuckers never seen a crook{Hook}Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low(on the low!)Tell em' if they curious they can all tag along on for the show(tell em this!)Tell em'I'm a gampo!(gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-ohI'm a gampo! (gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-ohI'm a gampo! I'm a fool!Prof, you're so rude and embarrassingAnd they're so well behaved in comparisonPBR Poppin', Everybody Watchin', Yeah we're in publicNow we ain't stoppin{Chorus}Uncle Prof sit back and get shittyWhile I unlock a big fresh pair of tittiesKing Gampo, fresh as a briz-easeSick as a disease/best in the citiesHow my pinky ring got my shoes mad?Lookin down at them motherfuckers like "Too bad!"Similar to why my jeans pissed offMy whips so hard! got my dick softCandybreeze looking like a shellfishI do what the fuck I want! can't help itEvery where I go, I get looksLike you motherfuckers never seen a crook{Hook}Get dumb like me, we gonna get our shots onI can knock your socks offWe don't need to talk longGet dumb like me, you can ride the shotgunDrinking till we talk wrongMan I love this!{Chorus}I'm drunk climbing trees, dancing in the clubBuying alcohol for kids, man I'm getting loveAll the Gampos take over the publicWelcome to America, where you at bitch?We in publicWe in publicWe in publicWhere you at bitch?We in publicWe in publicWe in public{Hook}
