Did you ever see an alligator ridin' up and down on an escalatorWavin' to his friends with crocodile tears sayin' "See ya later?"Did you ever see a polar bear eatin' ice cream in an armchairChocolate drippin' on his chin and whipped cream in his hair?Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about itWho would believe you?Did you ever see an elephant talkin' too loud on the telephoneHavin' a laugh with a blue giraffe from Idaho?Did you ever see a buffalo ridin' with a rope in a rodeoChasin' a cowboy all the way down to New Mexico?Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about itWho would believe you?I -- told you all about the wallaby sittin' on the camel hair couch --You believed meI -- told you all about the kangaroo lost in his own pouchYou believed meNow all I wanna do is say that I love youI know you'll believe meThe boy who cried wolf - sheepishlyDid you ever see a hedgehog ridin' through town in a two-seaterDrivin' with his best friend red hen wavin' an egg beater?Did you ever see a muscle T fruit fly standin' on a beach towelFlexin' his wings for the buzzy little things in the fruit bowl?Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about itWho would believe you?Did you ever see a two-toed tongue-tied sloth in a tuxedoEatin' a sub on a ship while sittin' on a torpedo?Did you ever see a crocodile ridin' up and down on an escalatorWavin' to his friends with alligator tears sayin' "See ya later?"Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about itWho would believe you?I -- told you all about the wallaby sittin' on the camel hair couch --You believed meI -- told you all about the kangaroo lost in his own pouchYou believed meNow all I wanna do is say that I love youI know you'll believe meThe boy who cried wolf - sheepishlyAll I wanna do is say that I love youI know you'll believe meThe boy who cried wolf - sheepishly
