Did you ever see an alligator ridin' up and down on an escalator
Wavin' to his friends with crocodile tears sayin' "See ya later?"
Did you ever see a polar bear eatin' ice cream in an armchair
Chocolate drippin' on his chin and whipped cream in his hair?
Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it
Who would believe you?
Did you ever see an elephant talkin' too loud on the telephone
Havin' a laugh with a blue giraffe from Idaho?
Did you ever see a buffalo ridin' with a rope in a rodeo
Chasin' a cowboy all the way down to New Mexico?
Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it
Who would believe you?
I -- told you all about the wallaby sittin' on the camel hair couch --
You believed me
I -- told you all about the kangaroo lost in his own pouch
You believed me
Now all I wanna do is say that I love you
I know you'll believe me
The boy who cried wolf - sheepishly
Did you ever see a hedgehog ridin' through town in a two-seater
Drivin' with his best friend red hen wavin' an egg beater?
Did you ever see a muscle T fruit fly standin' on a beach towel
Flexin' his wings for the buzzy little things in the fruit bowl?
Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it
Who would believe you?
Did you ever see a two-toed tongue-tied sloth in a tuxedo
Eatin' a sub on a ship while sittin' on a torpedo?
Did you ever see a crocodile ridin' up and down on an escalator
Wavin' to his friends with alligator tears sayin' "See ya later?"
Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it
Who would believe you?
I -- told you all about the wallaby sittin' on the camel hair couch --
You believed me
I -- told you all about the kangaroo lost in his own pouch
You believed me
Now all I wanna do is say that I love you
I know you'll believe me
The boy who cried wolf - sheepishly
All I wanna do is say that I love you
I know you'll believe me
The boy who cried wolf - sheepishly
