There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretin! Cretin!
1, 2, 3, 4,
Cretins wanna hop some more!
4, 5, 6, 7,
All good cretins go to heaven!
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretin! Cretin!
1, 2, 3, 4,
Cretins wanna hop some more!
4, 5, 6, 7,
All good cretins go to heaven!
