Mr. PresidentWe got record foreclosures, folks are losing their homesThe banks got money but they won't make loansThe taxes are bringing small business to their kneesAnd we owe our soul to the Red ChineseMr. President, Mr. President, what are you going to do?Well, I'm going to take off my coat and roll up my sleevesTurn on the teleprompter and give another speechAct real cool and talk real softThen go out and play another round of golfThrow a party at the White House and give a big showBoard Air Force One and away I goUp to New York, take Michelle to a playShoot a few hoops and call it a dayBut Mr. President!We got illegal aliens crossing our bordersAnd drug lords committing mayhem and disorderStates are going broke trying to pay their benefitsBond markets in the toilet, job markets in the pitsMr. President, Mr. President, what are you going to do?Now listen real close, hear what I sayNever let a good crisis slip awayYou got to look at things out of my windowWhat's bad for America is good for my agenda!Mr. President, what are you going to do?I'm going to take off my coat and roll up my sleevesTurn on the teleprompter and give another speechAct real cool and talk real softThen go out and play another round of golfThrow a party at the White House and give a big showBoard Air Force One and away I goTo blame George Bush and his capitalist waysShoot a few hoops and call it a day
