Blue Cyclone, oohWell my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so backAnd left me at home by myself to batchAnd after five straight nights of TV I was ready to screamSo I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mineAnd said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time."He said, "Why don't we go to the wrasslin' matches and let offA little steam?"Now I'd never seen the matches beforeAnd by the time we reached that arena doorThe crowd was already backed up plumb out into the streetYeah, people were pushin' and shovin' like cattleJust gettin' in line was a heck of a battleWe had to fight like the devil, but we finally got ring-side seatsWell, we bought a program as we passed through the doorWent to section D, seats 3 and 4And about that time, the announcer stepped into the ringHe said, "Tonight's the greatest card ever been signedWe got a tag-team match that'll blow yer mind!"Then they lowered the lights and the crowd began to screamHe introduced the Spider from parts unknownWith his trusty partner, The Blue CycloneThey were takin' on a team that never had been beatThen the ref checked 'em over and the rules were explainedAnd somebody hollered, "the spider's got a chain!"Then some old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seatWell they rang the bell and all Hell broke looseMy legs was shakin' like a rubber gooseI'd never seen anything like this, not even in the war!The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spinThen he body slammed him, and then he did it againI swear I didn't see how that 'ol boy could take much moreIt was right about then in the thick of thingsThat my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ringAnd I knew we'd better be headin' for the door'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at usAnd he was rubbin' his head and he's startin' to cussAnd I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sureWell, where we parked wasn't too farAnd Bill ran so fast he beat me to the carLocked the doors and wasn't about to let anyone inAnd I turned around and the Cyclone was thereAnd he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your chair!"And by the look in his eyes, I knew that this was the endThen he body slammed me two or three timesAnd he put his arms around me from behindThen he pile-drived me right there in the hard concreteBroke both my arms and three of my ribsIt's the closest I've ever come to being killedAnd that's the last thing I remember 'fore he put me to sleepBlue CycloneHe's the meanest rascal the ring has ever knownHe'll make you groan, he'll make you moanHe'll lay you prone and break your bonesBlue Cyclone...
