Blue CycloneI woke up in a hospital bedStars a-circlin' around my headAnd a plaster cast on just about every boneBut the doctor said I'd be just fine"These things just take a little time..."And three weeks later, he let me go back homeBut I laid in bed three weeks just thinkin'"I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin'So the next time we meet, I won't be on no binge"Cause I hadn't been the same since we had that fightAnd I'd see that Cyclone in my dreams at nightAnd I won't be satisfied 'til I get revenge..."Well, the first thing my wife said when I got homeWas, "You'd better leave that Cyclone alone"She said, "You might not be so lucky next time."So, I says to her, "Beg your pardon, ma'amBut it wasn't YOU who got the body slam,"Then I changed the subject, 'cause I done made up my mindThen I called up Bill and told him my planAnd all he said was, "Right on, man!I'd do the same durn thing if it'd been meIt all happened so quick when that car door slammedIt musta broke something, 'cause the door locks jammedYou was already down, he's gone time I got free."Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him againI know two ol' boys who weigh 210They'd wade through hell just to fight a circle sawThey both lift weights, so you know they're meanAnd the four of us would make a heck of a teamWe might not win, but we'd durn-sure fight to a draw."Well, we talked it over, they said they's willin'They'd stop at nothing, short of killin'Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you wanna fight."So I checked around at a few of the barsAnd found out where all the wrasslin' starsHung out after the matches every Wednesday nightWell, I got there early the following weekAnd found me a table where I could see the streetAnd waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the doorWell, after a while, he finally appearedSat down at the bar, and ordered a beerAnd he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floorI yelled, "Hey Cyclone! Remember me?I'm the guy you put to sleepOnly this time, you can see I'm not alone. Ha haYou see them two big dudes over there?"The Cyclone looked and said, "Over where?"And I turned around, and I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!Then the Cyclone looked at me and grinnedAnd he said, "Okay punk, here we go againIt seems to me that some guys never learn."And then he waded through them tables and chairsPut a full-nelson on me, and grabbed my hairAnd when he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get concernedThen came a birrage of judo chopsAnd I was beggin' somebody to call the copsBefore the Cyclone could commit a mortal crimeI sure breathed a sigh of reliefWhen I heard them ambulance sirens scream'Cause I'd be dead now, if they hadn't gotten there on timeThe next thing I remember, they was carryin' me inAnd the doctor said, "Oh no, you again?"I said, "Doctor, how long you thing it'll be this time?"He said, "Boy, if you don't leave that Cyclone aloneOne of these days, you ain't goin' home!You'll need the undertaker's services, not mine."Blue CycloneHe's the meanest rascal the ring has ever knownHe'll make you groan, he'll make you moanHe'll lay you prone and break your bonesBlue CycloneThe Blue Cyclone
